Space Ventures of Aldor Styfnig

My name is Aldor Styfnig.

I’m a machine made man, a complex computer program, a specialized tool of sound warping. My whole purpose is to analyze and investigate a new enemy to humankind. New existence, which is defined only by sound waves. It’s an invisible force of deep space, a non-materialistic organism, black energy, which came from beyond the dark frontier. Why is the sound so dangerous? The sound may represent and evoke many feelings in a man like joy, sadness, love, even pain and terror. Imagine these feelings amplified by a certain amount, and you got a problem. That’s why I came into existence. I was designed to analyze and convert these dangerous sound waves into safer pieces of audio information, which can be safely presented, analyzed and translated by my human colleagues. I’m an important tool, a tool of war between the living and the unknown.

These audio recordings were translated and provided by Aldor Styfnig himself during his journeys across the known galaxy. Phonos Corporation is not responsible for any harm caused by listening to those recordings. Listen at your own risk!